Church Sets Up Exorcist Hot Line to Deal With Demand
By Rick Pearcey November 29, 2012, 09:21 PM
Grapevine says the White House is thus far refusing to reach out to this hotline to avail itself of exorcismatic services, despite the dramatic rise of demonic activity therein in the past 3-4 years.
Concerned observers may offer words of encouragement by contacting the White House witchboard at 202-456-1414.
Meanwhile, here's the story at the UK Independent.